Name: Cristelia Thimble-Bopper
Age: 16 years old
Favorite color: Girly Pink
Oh my god! What are you wearing? That is the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen, in like, the whole history, of my, like, entire life.
This is what I, like, totally think of myself: 100% wonderful, talented, adorable, beautiful, gorgeous, movie star. 0% ugly, odd, weird, farmer.